LA VACCA STATURNO SATURNITA
Secret · 9 elixir · Secret Brawler
The cow with Saturn's rings — a Secret-tier 9-elixir card and one of the most expensive in Pocket Brawl.
WHO IS LA VACCA STATURNO SATURNITA?
La Vacca Saturno Saturnita is a cow wrapped in the rings of Saturn, one of the later 'cosmic' additions to the Italian brainrot cast. It is usually presented as an extremely powerful, almost mythological figure in fan rankings.
IN POCKET BRAWL
A Secret-tier card at 9 elixir — nearly a full elixir bar. The payoff is one of the largest stat pools in the game.
BATTLE STATS
| Rarity | Secret |
|---|---|
| Elixir cost | 9 |
| Role | Secret Brawler |
| Health | 1461 |
| Damage | 206 |
| Attack speed | 0.9s |
| Range | 3.7 |
| Move speed | 1.2 |
Stats are the in-game base values at level 1 and scale as you upgrade the card.
HOW TO PLAY IT
- Only play her in double-elixir time, or when your opponent has just spent everything.
- Place her behind your tower so she is at full strength when she reaches the bridge.
- If she is countered by a swarm and you have nothing left, you lose the tower — always keep a spell or splash card in hand.
FAQ
- What is the rarest brainrot character in Pocket Brawl?
- Secret-tier cards like La Vacca Staturno Saturnita are the top of the rarity table, above Brainrot God.
- How much elixir does La Vacca cost?
- 9 elixir, the joint-highest cost bracket in the game.
